Sex Rehab

This is obviously a joke. Now this Jesse James dude who is fuckin Sandra Bullock just checked into this sex rehab. This shit is such a scam.

So if you are single and constantly fuckin then you are fine and healthy... But as soon as you get married you are a sex addict and need therapy... rrrrrrrright?

Here is the truth... Men love getting their dick sucked. Male celebs, because they have money and fame, can get their dick sucked any minute of any given day. This isnt an addiction. Its just the way things are.

Lets use Derek Jeter for example. Probably the most well known active baseball player. He plays in New York City. A Yankee. This guy fucks like crazy and everybody knows it. He is always on the covers of those gossip magazines, always fuckin someone.... But he is Derek Jeter, American hero. Although I heard he is getting married he was still SIGNLE thru most of this so obviously he wasnt a sex addict. He just like getting his dick sucked. He's Derek Jeter, American hero.

People like Tiger Woods and Jesse James are scum though, they have some disease. They have a sickness. They need therapy. They need professional help.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

My ONLY beef with what Tiger did is that he has kids involved. Fuck his stupid ass wife. I dont feel sorry for her one bit. Any woman who marries a celeb has to expect this.

Any woman who marries Tiger Woods has to understand that he is fuckin some new pussy every single second that he is not with you.... Any woman who marries any average Joe has to understand that he WANTS to fuck some new pussy every single second that he is not with you but his lack of money and fame dont allow this to happen.

This Sex Rehab Clinic thing is a fuckin joke though... If you are single and fuckin 10000000 broads a day then there are no problems. In fact its healthy for you to do that because it provides exercise and it confirms that your dick works. However if you are married or in a relationship with someone of celeb status then you are sick and need therapy and have an illness

hahahahaha... god damn this world is fucked up