March 31, 2010

Quit naming your kids dumb shit...

God damn, alotta these names people are picking for their kids now are gay as fuck. I dont even wanna give examples cuz someone I know is gonna read this and start catchin feelings probably so Im nto gonna give any specifics but people need to knock this shit out...

Back in the day some of those names were gay but at least original. You'd be like, thats a pretty gay name but maybe the originality factor means this person has something going for themself.... Now its them same names are still gay but also played out...

Names are permanant! They arent a fad. If you are gonna pick some fruitcake ass faggot name just because its hot at the moment why dont you also get a tribal symbol tattoo'd on the kid, get him a blow out jew fro and give her some fruity boots to wear.... Lets beat this 2010 fad to death!!! That way in 2025 the kid can get his ass kicked for multiple reasons, not just one.

Dont scar your kid for life cuz you happen to like some flavor of the month name that was cool for 2 minutes when you first got knocked up but is gonna be lame and gay before you even pop the kid out of your vagina.

What does George Carlin say? "Soft names make soft people. Ill bet you 10 times outta 10 Nicky, Vinny, and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker"

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